STOCKING STUFFERS FOR TERMINAL BACHELORS Too old to be considered children by any reasonable parent and too spiritually repellent to be anyone’s significant other, terminal bachelors present a dilemma for holiday gift-givers. Odds are you have one in your life whom you were planning on getting a gift for, but have left it to the last minute because the very thought of them leaves you feeling dirty. I finally wrote something again.

STOCKING STUFFERS FOR TERMINAL BACHELORS

Too old to be considered children by any reasonable parent and too spiritually repellent to be anyone’s significant other, terminal bachelors present a dilemma for holiday gift-givers. Odds are you have one in your life whom you were planning on getting a gift for, but have left it to the last minute because the very thought of them leaves you feeling dirty.


I finally wrote something again.

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    I’ll always take whiskey as a gift.
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