STOCKING STUFFERS FOR TERMINAL BACHELORS
Too old to be considered children by any reasonable parent and too spiritually repellent to be anyone’s significant other, terminal bachelors present a dilemma for holiday gift-givers. Odds are you have one in your life whom you were planning on getting a gift for, but have left it to the last minute because the very thought of them leaves you feeling dirty.
I finally wrote something again.
