STOCKING STUFFERS FOR TERMINAL BACHELORS
Too old to be considered children by any reasonable parent and too spiritually repellent to be anyone’s significant other, terminal bachelors present a dilemma for holiday gift-givers. Odds are you have one in your life whom you were planning on getting a gift for, but have left it to the last minute because the very thought of them leaves you feeling dirty.
I finally wrote something again.
Canuck Porn Queen Aims For Bollywood
Like the gladiators of ancient Rome, the modern pornstar is a rare, mythical creature. Rarer still are those few who are able to make some sort of crossover into the mainstream. But even rarer, or perhaps the rarest, is a Canadian porn star that goes legit — in India.
“This is how political spin works. This is how it sticks. It’s like a shitty Miley Cyrus song. And it has one goal: To Kill You.”
Brilliant.
